It has been confirmed that blonde jokes are stemmed from my very own life stories.
It was cold. 2009. My first hockey game. I looked up at the score board….
The voice in my head said,
“OH. THAT’S WHAT THEY CALL HOCKEY PUCKS…
like football is call pig skins.”
Then I looked at the other end of the scoreboard:
DOH! I guess Ice Hogs was the opposing team.
* *Insert Charlie Brown’s Wah-wah-wah-wahhhhhhh**